The Call of the Blood

(set: $varBru to 0) (set: $varCai to 0) (set: $varGan to 0) (set: $varMal to 0) (set: $varNos to 0) (set: $varThi to 0) (set: $varTor to 0) (set: $varTre to 0) (set: $varVen to 0) (set: $maxHealth to 100) (set: $health to $maxHealth) (goto: 'Q1')

What would be your ideal pet? (link: "A tarantula") [(set: $varNos to it + 10) (goto: "Q2")] (link: "An ant colony") [(set: $varTre to it + 5) (set: $varVen to it +10) (goto: "Q2")] (link: "An iguana") [(set: $varNos to it + 5) (set: $varTre to it + 10) (goto: "Q2")] (link: "A Persian cat") [(set: $varTor to it + 10) (set: $varTre to it + 5) (set: $varVen to it + 5) (goto: "Q2")] (link: "A Doberman") [(set: $varBru to it + 10) (set: $varCai to it + 5) (goto: "Q2")] (link: "A platypus") [(set: $varMal to it + 10) (goto: "Q2")] (link: "An Irish Wolfhound") [(set: $varGan to it + 10) (goto: "Q2")] (link: "A frail rescue") [(set: $varThi to it + 10) (goto: "Q2")] (link: "The stray") [(set: $varCai to it + 10) (goto: "Q2")]

What's your favorite place to relax? (link: "A high class function") [(set: $varVen to it + 10) (set: $varTor to it + 5) (goto: "Q3")] (link: "A hot nightclub") [(set: $varTor to it + 10) (set: $varBru to it + 5) (goto: "Q3")] (link: "In your own head") [(set: $varMal to it + 10) (goto: "Q3")] (link: "Somewhere you can be alone") [(set: $varNos to it + 10) (set: $varThi to it + 5) (set: $varGan to it + 5) (goto: "Q3")] (link: "The great outdoors") [(set: $varGan to it + 10) (goto: "Q3")] (link: "The local library") [(set: $varTre to it + 10) (set: $varVen to it + 5) (goto: "Q3")] (link: "A biker bar") [(set: $varBru to it + 10) (set: $varCai + 5) (set: $varNos to it + 5) (goto: "Q3")] (link: "You make any space your own") [(set: $varCai to it + 10) (goto: "Q3")] (link: "Somewhere you feel safe") [(set: $varThi to it + 10) (goto: "Q3")]

(set: $max to (max: $varBru, $varCai, $varGan, $varMal, $varNos, $varThi, $varTor, $varTre, $varVen)) (if: $max is $varBru)[(set: $result to 'Brujah')] (else-if: $max is $varCai)[(set: $result to 'Caitiff')] (else-if: $max is $varGan)[(set: $result to 'Gangrel')] (else-if: $max is $varMal)[(set: $result to 'Malkavian')] (else-if: $max is $varNos)[(set: $result to 'Nosferatu')] (else-if: $max is $varThi)[(set: $result to 'Thin-Blood')] (else-if: $max is $varTor)[(set: $result to 'Toreador')] (else-if: $max is $varTre)[(set: $result to 'Tremere')] (else-if: $max is $varVen)[(set: $result to 'Ventrue')] (set: $total to $varBru + $varCai + $varGan + $varMal + $varNos + $varThi + $varTor + $varTre + $varVen) (set: $scoreBru to (round: ($varBru/$total)*100)) (set: $scoreCai to (round: ($varCai/$total)*100)) (set: $scoreGan to (round: ($varGan/$total)*100)) (set: $scoreMal to (round: ($varMal/$total)*100)) (set: $scoreNos to (round: ($varNos/$total)*100)) (set: $scoreThi to (round: ($varThi/$total)*100)) (set: $scoreTor to (round: ($varTor/$total)*100)) (set: $scoreTre to (round: ($varTre/$total)*100)) (set: $scoreVen to (round: ($varVen/$total)*100)) (goto: "Results")

You are most likely a $result. Score Breakdown Brujah: $scoreBru% Caitiff: $scoreCai% Gangrel: $scoreGan% Malkavian: $scoreMal% Nosferatu: $scoreNos% Thin-Blood: $scoreThi% Toreador: $scoreTor% Tremere: $scoreTre% Ventrue: $scoreVen%

When you get there you... (link: "Amble around eavesdropping on everyone's conversation") [(set: $varTre to it + 10) (set: $varNos to it + 5) (set: $varVen to it + 5) (goto: "Result Calculation")] (link: "Be the person everyone want to be seen with") [(set: $varTor to it + 10) (goto: "Result Calculation")] (link: "Dance around with a lampshade on your head") [(set: $varMal to it + 10) (goto: "Result Calculation")] (link: "Get way too drunk and trash the place") [(set: $varBru to it + 10) (set: $varGan to it + 5) (set: $varMal to it + 5) (set: $varCai to it + 5) (goto: "Result Calculation")] (link: "Hang around outside and chill") [(set: $varGan to it + 10) (set: $varNos to it + 5) (set: $varThi to it + 5) (goto: "Result Calculation")] (link: "Lurk in a corner and try to be invisible") [(set: $varNos to it + 10) (set: $varGan to it + 5) (set: $varThi to it + 5) (goto: "Result Calculation")] (link: "Network and make connections") [(set: $varVen to it + 10) (set: $varTre to it + 5) (goto: "Result Calculation")] (link: "Enjoy yourself to take your mind off everything else") [(set: $varThi to it + 10) (goto: "Result Calculation")] (link: "Turn it up to eleven") [(set: $varCai to it + 10) (goto: "Result Calculation")]

And who do you hang out with there? (link: "A small group of like-minded individuals") [(set: $varTre to it + 10) (set: $varNos to it + 5) (set: $varThi to it + 5) (set: $varTor to it + 5) (goto: "Q4")] (link: "A large group of like-minded individuals") [(set: $varBru to it + 10) (goto: "Q4")] (link: "No-one. You walk alone.") [(set: $varGan to it + 10) (set: $varNos to it + 10) (set: $varCai to it + 5) (goto: "Q4")] (link: "Whoever's coolest") [(set: $varTor to it + 10) (goto: "Q4")] (link: "Whoever's most useful") [(set: $varVen to it + 10) (set: $varNos to it + 5) (set: $varTre to it + 5) (goto: "Q4")] (link: "Bill, Larry, Mirabelle, Joey the fajita boy, and all your other imaginary friends!") [(set: $varMal to it + 10) (goto: "Q4")] (link: "Whoever is there") [(set: $varCai to it + 10) (goto: "Q4")] (link: "A few friends who can keep an eye on you") [(set: $varThi to it + 10) (goto: "Q4")]

In a CD store, what section do you head for first? (link: "Classical") [(set: $varVen to it + 10) (set: $varTor to it + 5) (goto: "Q5")] (link: "New Releases and Currently Charting") [(set: $varTor to it + 10) (set: $varBru to it + 5) (set: $varTre to it + 5) (goto: "Q5")] (link: "Alternative and/or Gothic") [(set: $varNos to it + 10) (set: $varTre to it + 5) (set: $varTor to it + 5) (goto: "Q5")] (link: "Rap or Heavy Metal") [(set: $varBru to it + 10) (set: $varCai to it + 5) (goto: "Q5")] (link: "The reject bin full of audio tapes out front") [(set: $varMal to it + 10) (goto: "Q5")] (link: "Trance and Ambient") [(set: $varTre to it + 10) (goto: "Q5")] (link: "Tribal and World Music") [(set: $varGan to it + 10) (set: $varTre to it + 5) (goto: "Q5")] (link: "The clearance") [(set: $varThi to it + 10) (goto: "Q5")] (link: "Wherever the local's stuff is") [(set: $varCai to it + 10) (goto: "Q5")]

Reality is... (link: "A continual struggle between the weak and strong") [(set: $varBru to it + 10) (set: $varGan to it + 5) (set: $varNos to it + 5) (set: $varCai to it + 5) (goto: "Q6")] (link: "A dark place") [(set: $varNos to it + 10) (goto: "Q6")] (link: "In need of order and control") [(set: $varVen to it + 10) (set: $varTre to it + 5) (goto: "Q6")] (link: "A figment of the observer's imagination") [(set: $varMal to it + 10) (goto: "Q6")] (link: "Mutable") [(set: $varTre to it + 10) (goto: "Q6")] (link: "To be enjoyed as much as possible") [(set: $varTor to it + 10) (set: $varMal to it +5) (set: $varThi to it + 5) (goto: "Q6")] (link: "To be respected at all times") [(set: $varGan to it + 10) (goto: "Q6")] (link: "Hard to deal with but worth it") [(set: $varThi to it + 10) (goto: "Q6")] (link: "A never-ending fight to get to the next day") [(set: $varCai to it + 10) (goto: "Q6")]

What matters most to you? (link: "Knowledge") [(set: $varTre to it + 10) (set: $varNos to it + 5) (set: $varVen to it +5) (goto: "Q7")] (link: "Stability") [(set: $varVen to it + 10) (set: $varThi to it + 5) (set: $varMal to it - 5) (goto: "Q7")] (link: "Loyalty") [(set: $varNos to it + 10) (set: $varBru to it + 5) (set: $varTre to it - 5) (set: $varVen to it + 5) (goto: "Q7")] (link: "Beauty") [(set: $varTor to it + 10) (goto: "Q7")] (link: "Survival") [(set: $varGan to it + 10) (set: $varCai to it + 5) (set: $varBru to it + 5) (set: $varNos to it + 5) (goto: "Q7")] (link: "Principle") [(set: $varBru to it + 10) (set: $varVen to it + 5) (goto: "Q7")] (link: "Nothing really matters") [(set: $varMal to it + 10) (goto: "Q7")] (link: "Reputation") [(set: $varCai to it + 10) (goto: "Q7")] (link: "Safety") [(set: $varThi to it + 10) (goto: "Q7")]

The law and legal system... (link: "Does not affect you") [(set: $varNos to it + 10) (set: $varNos to it + 10) (set: $varBru to it + 5) (set: $varGan to it + 5) (set: $varMal to it + 5) (set: $varCai to it + 5) (goto: "Q8")] (link: "Are meaningless") [(set: $varMal to it + 10) (set: $varGan to it + 5) (set: $varTre to it + 5) (set: $varVen to it - 5) (goto: "Q8")] (link: "Are incredibly boring") [(set: $varMal to it + 10) (set: $varTor to it +10) (set: $varVen to it - 5) (goto: "Q8")] (link: "Are necessary for the smooth running of society") [(set: $varVen to it + 10) (goto: "Q8")] (link: "Are tools used by those above to oppress those below") [(set: $varBru to it + 10) (set: $varVen to it - 5) (set: $varThi to it + 5) (goto: "Q8")] (link: "Are useful from time to time, but not overly important") [(set: $varTre to it + 10) (set: $varGan to it + 5) (goto: "Q8")] (link: "Are unnecessary, people should be able to look after themselves") [(set: $varGan to it + 10) (set: $varBru to it + 5) (set: $varNos to it + 10) (set: $varVen to it - 5) (goto: "Q8")] (link: "Useless but dangerous") [(set: $varCai to it + 10) (goto: "Q8")] (link: "Antagonistic but necessary") [(set: $varThi to it + 10) (goto: "Q8")]

Surprise rent inspection! You... (link: "Pass. The landlord particularly likes your taste in art prints and antique furniture.") [(set: $varVen to it + 10) (set: $varBru to - 5) (set: $varTre to it + 5) (set: $varTor to it + 5) (goto: "Q9")] (link: "Pass. Although the landlord asks that you keep the parties down from now on. The neighbors have been complaining.") [(set: $varTor to it + 10) (set: $varBru to it + 5) (goto: "Q9")] (link: "Fail. The lease says no dogs, and your explanation that technically it's a wolf hold no water.") [(set: $varGan to it + 10) (goto: "Q9")] (link: "Pass. Everything is meticulously neat and organized, although it's probably good the Landlord didn't look too closely at the books on the coffee table") [(set: $varTre to it + 10) (set: $varVen to it + 5) (goto: "Q9")] (link: "Fail. Drawing on the walls in crayon is explicitly forbidden in the lease") [(set: $varMal to it + 10) (goto: "Q9")] (link: "Fail. The piles of moldy crockery in the sink, the overflowing bin and the 'crunchy' floor don't go down very well") [(set: $varNos to it + 10) (goto: "Q9")] (link: "Fail. Those posters you stole do nothing to hide the cracked windows and big holes in the walls.") [(set: $varBru to it + 10) (set: $varCai to it + 5) (goto: "Q9")] (link: "Fail. You're never around to clean.") [(set: $varCai to it + 10) (goto: "Q9")] (link: "Pass. The landlord appreciates you watching their cats for them, too.") [(set: $varThi to it + 10) (goto: "Q9")]

The landlord informs you that you failed the inspection. What do you do? (link: "Say 'Surely we can come to some kind of mutually acceptable agreement?' Then offer them a chair and glass of wine") [(set: $varVen to it + 10) (set: $varTre to it + 5) (set: $varTor to it + 5) (goto: "Q10")] (link: "Say 'Surely we can come to some kind of mutually acceptable agreement?' Then glance suggestively towards the bedroom") [(set: $varTor to it + 10) (goto: "Q10")] (link: "Say 'Surely we can come to some kind of mutually acceptable agreement?' Then offer them a harmonica lesson") [(set: $varMal to it + 10) (goto: "Q10")] (link: "Stare deeply into their eyes and murmur 'This isn't the apartment you're looking for.'") [(set: $varTre to it + 10) (set: $varVen to it + 5) (goto: "Q10")] (link: "Glower darkly at them until they get unnerved and leave") [(set: $varNos to it + 10) (set: $varCai to it + 5) (goto: "Q10")] (link: "Snort 'Whatever,' and walk out without looking back") [(set: $varGan to it + 10) (goto: "Q10")] (link: "Attack them with a chair leg") [(set: $varBru to it + 10) (set: $varGan to it + 5) (set: $varMal to it + 5) (set: $varNos to it + 5) (goto: "Q10")] (link: "Immediately call family and friends to find a place to stay until you find somewhere else") [(set: $varThi to it + 10) (goto: "Q10")] (link: "Break their nose on the way out") [(set: $varCai to it + 10) (goto: "Q10")]

It's your birthday. What do people get you? (link: "Nothing, I have no friends") [(set: $varGan to it + 10) (set: $varNos to it + 10) (goto: "Q11")] (link: "Books, lots and lots of books") [(set: $varTre to it + 10) (set: $varVen to it + 5) (goto: "Q11")] (link: "Opera tickets") [(set: $varTor to it + 10) (set: $varVen to it + 10) (goto: "Q11")] (link: "Rave tickets") [(set: $varBru to it + 10) (set: $varGan to it + 5) (set: $varTor to it + 5) (goto: "Q11")] (link: "Clothing and jewelry") [(set: $varTor to it + 10) (set: $varVen to it + 5) (goto: "Q11")] (link: "Money, they've given up trying to choose gifts for me") [(set: $varMal to it + 10) (goto: "Q11")] (link: "Ammunition") [(set: $varBru to it + 10) (set: $varGan to it + 10) (goto: "Q11")] (link: "Nothing, the days blend together so I don't celebrate") [(set: $varCai to it + 10) (goto: "Q11")] (link: "A lovely card and a night out") [(set: $varThi to it + 10) (goto: "Q11")]

Your ideal car would be... (link: "A hearse") [(set: $varNos to it + 10) (set: $varGan to it - 5) (set: $varMal to it + 5) (set: $varTre to it + 5) (set: $varTor to it - 5) (goto: "Q12")] (link: "A Rolls Royce") [(set: $varVen to it + 10) (set: $varTre to it + 5) (set: $varTor to it + 5) (set: $varBru to it - 5) (set: $varGan to it - 5) (goto: "Q12")] (link: "A red Ferrari") [(set: $varTor to it + 10) (set: $varVen to it + 5) (set: $varBru to it - 5) (set: $varGan to it - 5) (goto: "Q12")] (link: "A Harley") [(set: $varBru to it + 10) (set: $varCai to it + 5) (set: $varMal to it +5) (set: $varGan to it - 5) (set: $varVen to it - 5) (goto: "Q12")] (link: "I don't drive") [(set: $varGan to it + 10) (set: $varMal to it + 5) (goto: "Q12")] (link: "A DeLorean") [(set: $varMal to it + 10) (set: $varGan to it - 5) (goto: "Q12")] (link: "An innocuous hatchback fitted with an F1 engine") [(set: $varTre to it + 10) (set: $varGan to it - 5) (set: $varTor to it - 5) (goto: "Q12")] (link: "The car your dad bought you when you turned 16") [(set: $varThi to it + 10) (goto: "Q12")] (link: "Whichever one is unlucky enough to be nearby when you need it") [(set: $varCai to it + 10) (goto: "Q12")]

Someone betrays your trust, do you... (link: "Spread the word and totally cut them out of the group") [(set: $varTor to it + 10) (set: $varVen to it + 5) (goto: "Q13")] (link: "Glare darkly and mutter curses") [(set: $varTre to it + 10) (set: $varNos to it + 5) (set: $varMal to it + 5) (goto: "Q13")] (link: "Send them vaguely threatening letters in cramped little writing") [(set: $varMal to it + 10) (set: $varTre to it + 5) (goto: "Q13")] (link: "Call your friends around and threaten them") [(set: $varNos to it + 10) (set: $varBru to it + 5) (set: $varVen to it + 5) (goto: "Q13")] (link: "Call your friends around to burn down their house") [(set: $varBru to it + 10) (goto: "Q13")] (link: "Bide your time until an opportunity comes to strike back") [(set: $varGan to it + 10) (set: $varNos to it + 5) (set: $varVen to it + 5) (goto: "Q13")] (link: "Bide your time until you've achieved a position where you can really strike back") [(set: $varVen to it + 10) (set: $varTre to it + 5) (goto: "Q13")] (link: "Cut them") [(set: $varCai to it + 10) (goto: "Q13")] (link: "Hurt but move on because you're used to it") [(set: $varThi to it + 10) (goto: "Q13")]

You're invited to a party, what do you do? (link: "Avoid it at all costs") [(set: $varNos to it + 10) (set: $varGan to it + 5) (goto: "Q14")] (link: "Bring a really good bottle of wine") [(set: $varVen to it + 10) (set: $varTor to it + 5) (goto: "Q14")] (link: "Find out who else is going to be there before you even consider attending") [(set: $varTor to it + 10) (goto: "Q14")] (link: "Invite everyone you know and tell them to bring lots of booze") [(set: $varBru to it + 10) (set: $varMal to it + 5) (goto: "Q14")] (link: "Only go if it's not going to be too big, and you're not doing anything more important") [(set: $varGan to it + 10) (set: $varTre to it + 5) (goto: "Q14")] (link: "See it as a great opportunity to find out what the host is up to") [(set: $varTre to it + 10) (set: $varVen to + 5) (goto: "Q14")] (link: "Turn up several hours early and in fancy dress (regardless of whether it's a fancy dress party or not)") [(set: $varMal to it + 10) (goto: "Q14")] (link: "Relish the chance to be around other people") [(set: $varThi to it + 10) (goto: "Q14")] (link: "Go, what else are you doing?") [(set: $varCai to it + 10) (goto: "Q14")]